Question:
After careful thought and consideration I've decided to start up a new clinicseries and am seeking input.

My qualifications:*two years in drama*strong upper body strength*handmade cowboy boots and sterling silver belt buckle*deprived childhood (my mother would never buy PopTarts no matter how much Ibegged)*access to lots of baling twine, nylon cord, plastic bags, chains and leather*Windows 95 and a color printer for those nifty flyers and handouts*fax machine*enlisted in the COE

Potential problems:*my parents are still alive and will sue when my autobiography is published*I lack an ability to grovel (except for PopTarts)*I don't have a trademarked expression* incurable urge to ask WHYwhen a horse does something I don't like and myphone has the vet on speed dial*I don't have any deer*not an officer in the COE*allergic to Carrot Gin Fizz

I'm not quite sure where to go from here and am seeking your input. Pleasepost your suggestions and email them to me as well. I'd be looking forpotential investers in my clinic series as well as marketing specialists andproduct testers.

Answer: Don't forget, we can get into the herbal/natural medicine stuff--guaranteedto cure everything from bots to prostrate (might as well get the money fromthe husbands dragged to the clinics by their wives as well!!)